Car Trip WARNING: Sparkles

On a car trip to Myrtle Beach; me, Eliza, and Gwen almost lost our minds. The subjects of some our conversations included sparkly beards, really really long beards, a centaur named Philip who has wings and a sparkly chest, what us girls would look like with beards, and a really small toilet on my hand. The words under Philip, if you are confused, come directly from diary from when she was about 5. To be honest we have no idea what a "proow" is.
will post pictures of this trip at a later date. Enjoy!